Never, not reblogging this
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ive never owned a tamogatchi before
That is sad
I hadn’t either, until I realized that the androids have a free tamagotchi app. xP
This would be alot of fun
i have three fundamental emotions
- haha
- horny
- sigh
Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending
Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.
The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:
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Watch till the end. Trust me.
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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I would not deny of you, in the darkest of night, upon me without the guard of fabric constraining one another.
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